February 25, 2020

A woman has been diagnosed with a never-before-seen condition after doctors discovered she was urinating alcohol – without drinking a single drop … ( Yeah right ! ) …

The unnamed patient , 61 years of age , has become the first person in the world to be diagnosed with ‘ urinary auto-brewery syndrome ’ caused by yeast in her bladder that ferments sugar in her urine to produce alcohol.

Again … Yeah right !!! …

The process is almost exactly the same as one used by beer makers – but it was happening in her own body.

Does the old doll have her own ‘ brew master ‘ ?!!! …

‘Onest ossifer !!! … I’m not ( hic ) impaired … I have urinary auto-brewery syndrome !!! …

I’m just a natural keg o’ draft !!! …

Sell that shit to the judge bitch !!! … I ain’t buyin’ it for a second !!! …

Blazing Cat Fur

Jill Filipovic is a journalist based in New York and author of the book ” The H-Spot: The Feminist Pursuit of Happiness.”

We know ( Oh really Jill ? … We ‘ KNOW ‘ do we ?!!! … As in it’s a given fact ?!!! ) that having an overwhelming police presence in a community frequently yields antagonistic or traumatic relationships between the police and the policed …

So it’s the fault of the police that is causing crime ? …

… often resulting in more , not less , criminal behavior …

We know ( Again with ‘ know ‘ bullshit ! ) … that a whole series of punitive laws built over decades means that an arrest and a conviction can entirely upend a person’s life …

Yeah Jill … It’s called CONSEQUENCES for YOUR actions !!! …

… leaving them struggling to get a job …

Well it appears to me they weren’t too interested in getting a ‘ job ‘ … Chose to avoid that effort by committing crimes instead …

… often barred from public housing …

NO FAIR !!! … Just ‘cuz I broke into a house and stole someone else’s property y’all not gonna pay for digs ?!!! … You raciss muthafucker !!! …

… stripped of the right to receive necessary benefits like food stamps …

Hey Leroy the III … You forfeited that ‘ right ‘ when you broke the law asshole !!! … Remember the ‘ consequences ‘ part ?!!! …

… blocked from receiving funding for a college education and unable to support themselves …

Jill , do you really … I mean REALLY think these assholes are interested in a ‘ college education ?!!! … They didn’t even make it thru grade school !!! …

… let alone a family …

OH SHIT !!! … Don’t let the pagans breed for Chrissakes !!! …

… feeding into , not interrupting , a cycle of trauma ( BOO HOO ! ) , poverty and crime that then justifies powerful politicians like Michael Bloomberg pushing for more of the same , despite the devastating consequences.

Yes, Bloomberg apologized for stop-and-frisk — kind of. In both 2019 and 2020, he said that he should have curbed the policy sooner and faster. And while he has said he was wrong, he has never fully grappled publicly with the ways in which his tenure as mayor simply broke so many families, and shattered entire communities.

So it’s all Bloomnuts fault … NOT the B n’ E , Grand auto theft , assault , rape , drug dealer criminal that broke up what was obviously a dysfunctional ‘ family ‘ in the first place ?!!! …

Jill … You’re hopeless … Do yourself ( and us ! ) a favour and at least try to wake the fuck up to reality !!! …