Funeral cracks up as dead man screams ‘ Let me out ! ‘…

Loved ones at an Irish funeral for Defense Forces veteran Shay Bradley were shocked — then delighted — when they heard the voice of their late friend calling out from his coffin.

“ Hello , hello — let me out ! ” they heard on Saturday at Bradley’s funeral in Kilmanagh , Leinster , as his casket was lowered into the ground.

The pre-recorded message continued , “ Where the f - - k am I ? Let me out , let me out. It’s f - - king dark in here. Is that the priest I can hear ? This is Shay , I’m in the box. No , in f - - king front of you. I’m dead ”…

A video of the posthumous prank , posted to Twitter Sunday , shows mourners laughing and crying as Bradley’s voice began to sing , “ Hello again , hello. Hello , I just called to say goodbye ”…

The footage has gone viral with more than 500,000 views and over 16,000 likes.

Friends and family said the good-humored officer and father made the recording because he knew he was dying of a “ long illness bravely borne ” — and  wanted “ to make his family laugh rather than cry at the funeral ”…

Those close to him are now using the hashtag “ #shayslastlaugh ” to share the story.

“ My dad’s dieing [sic] wish , always the pranksters ,” wrote his daughter Andrea on Facebook , in a post with more than 70,000 views. “ Ya got them good Poppabear 😉 and gave us all a laugh just when we needed it !! I will love you forever …

Sounds like something I’ve been planning … Good for Shay !!! …

From Stilton’s Place …

You’re Getting Warmer …

We’re still sick of the impeachment story ( although it’s really heating up ) , we don’t know enough about foreign affairs to opine intelligently on the situation in Syria , and although the Drudge Report had a promising story headlined ” STUDY : Farmers Have The Most Sex “, we didn’t think we could build a whole blog post out of it. Well , we could – but we’d take a sleazy approach and we don’t really want to honk off people who use pitchforks professionally.

So in the interest of filling space , we’re presenting you with a taste of an actual book project we submitted to our New York literary agent back in 2007 : ” 100 Good Things About Global Warming.” She turned it down immediately , said that the subject wasn’t funny , shouldn’t be joked about , and stopped sending us Christmas cards. Oops !

Frankly , we still like the idea and might self-publish the book someday if we get really bored. Every page would be richly illustrated , sane people would get a much-needed laugh out of it , and that pissy little Greta Thunberg would probably try to strangle us with her braids.

Back in 2007, it wasn’t “climate change” yet …

• Penguins discover that when they’re not shivering, they can fly after all.

• Kids can lay on their backs and make “dead grass angels” in the yard.

• Eskimos will be warm enough to rub a lot more than noses.

• Iceland will be renamed simply “Land.”

• Avalanches will only bury people up to their ankles.

• The Abominable Snowman will become just another abominable guy.

• Never again hear the phrase: “Your food is getting cold.”

• Eskimos’ 39 different words for snow can be replaced with the single word “puddle.”

• Debate over whether any two snowflakes are identical comes to an end.

• Jack Frost stops nipping at your nose, switches to spying on you in your swimsuit.

• Santa’s elves can take off their heavy coats and go back to being leprechauns.

• With no need to hibernate, bears finally catch up on chores they’ve been “meaning to get to.”

• “Seeing your breath” becomes clear evidence of a hygiene problem.

• New holiday TV specials like “The Sunscreen That Saved Christmas.”

• Unemployed Saint Bernards start bringing rum to those “buried in paperwork.”

• Never wince again when someone says “Ant-ar-tic” instead of “Ant-arc-tic.”

• Hottentots will simply be called “Tots.”

• Hawaii tourism booms with slogan “It’s Too Hot To Wear Our Grass Skirts.”

• Plenty of hot water for shower, no matter which knob you turn.

• Brass monkeys lose their fear of winter.

• “Baked Alaska” promoted from dessert to state motto …

… and on and on and on. Yes , there really are 100 of these entries and now that we’re reading them again for the first time in years, maybe we should consider that whole self-publishing thing. After all , it would really annoy those hysterical voices of doom on the Left … and that would be the best ” good thing about global warming ” of all !

Note : All of the above is ©2019 by Stilton Jarlsberg … Never steal things from a crazy man.

I’m not stealin’ this Stilt … Just passin’ on a great post !!! … Had a good laugh ! … And I agree with all ya said !!! …

Source: Stilton’s Place

Greta Thunberg … Nobel Peace Prize ?!!! … Are you serious ?!!! …

LONDON — Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg was the odds-on favourite to win this year’s Nobel Peace Prize.

Why the fuck would she even come into the discussion ?!!! …

The award would have capped an already extraordinary year , in which Thunberg evolved from a student sitting outside the Swedish Parliament , all by herself , to become the leader of a global youth movement , inspiring millions of schoolchildren around the world to join her in calling for greater action on climate change.

“ How dare you ? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words ” she told world leaders in a blistering speech at the United Nations last month.

But instead of bestowing the prize on the 16-year-old Swede , the Norwegian Nobel Committee gave the prize to Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed , who was praised for his efforts to “ achieve peace and international cooperation ”.

Abiy , on the other hand , is a 43-year-old former intelligence officer , has ushered in an era of hope for peace and greater freedoms in Africa’s second-most populous country , which has long been governed by authoritarian regimes. Upon taking office in April 2018 , Abiy initiated the release of thousands of political prisoners , lifted bans on various political organizations , prosecuted former officials accused of torture and vowed to move Ethiopia toward its first free , multiparty elections in 2020.

Abiy has also made bold foreign policy moves , formally ending a 20-year military standoff with Eritrea , which seceded from Ethiopia in 1993 after decades of bloody war.

Now , consider this …

In his will outlining the prize, Nobel wrote that the recipient should be someone who has advanced the “abolition or reduction of standing armies” — which some have interpreted as requiring a direct connection to peace and conflict.

I’d say Abiy fits that context rather well … Not some spoiled brat memorizing speechs for the camera !!! …

Uh , I dunno … But that sounds a tad bit more worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize … Over another child actor spouting off bullshit about climate change and ” stolen dreams ” !!! …

I think the people on the Nobel board made the correct choice …

Source: Greta Thunberg loses out on Nobel Peace Prize … How could so many be wrong ? …

 

 

Biden Campaign Tries to Suppress Trump Ads …

The campaign of former Vice President Joe Biden has been actively trying to convince Fox News not to run a campaign ad from President Donald Trump’s campaign, as per Politico.

Biden’s campaign manager Greg Schultz sent a letter to Lily Claffee, general counsel for Fox News Channel and Fox Business Network, asking them to not run the “false” ad connecting Biden to the firing of Ukraine’s General Prosecutor Viktor Shokin, who was purportedly investigating Biden’s son Hunter amidst his work with an energy company called Burisma Holdings.

Rejecting Biden’s request, a Fox News spokesperson said that “we are not in the business of censoring ads from candidates on either side of the aisle.”
The Biden campaign has made similar appeals to other networks, and CNN has already confirmed that it will not run the ad. Biden’s campaign had also previously pressured the major news networks not to interview Rudy Giuliani anymore, as the former Mayor of New York City has been further explaining the extent of Biden’s corruption in Ukraine.
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Further evidence has emerged that Biden did indeed seek to remove Shokin due to his investigation of Burisma; Shokin has recently revealed that he was ordered to “back off” the Burisma investigation as General Prosecutor. A photograph has also emerged of Joe and Hunter Biden playing golf in 2014 with Devon Archer, a former Democratic strategist who joined the board of Burisma Holdings the same time Hunter did, which debunks Biden’s previous claims that he never discussed his son’s business dealings with Hunter …

Biden Campaign Tries to Suppress Trump Ads …

You’ll have to pry this prime rib from my cold dead hands !!! …

Eating red meat is linked to cancer and heart disease , but are the risks big enough to give up burgers and steak ?

A team of international researchers says probably not , contradicting established advice. In a series of papers published Monday , the researchers say the increased risks are small and uncertain and that cutting back likely wouldn’t be worth it for people who enjoy meat.

Their conclusions were swiftly attacked by a group of prominent U.S. scientists who took the unusual step of trying to stop publication until their criticisms were addressed.

WHO ?!!! … A bunch of ‘ scientists ‘ , no doubt funded by some goddamn vegan group of assholes ?!!! …

Hey !! If you just want to plants , rice and spuds … KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT ! … But STFU about Q’in’ a slaughtered cow on the weekend !!! …

Red meat

The new work does not say red meat and processed meats like hot dogs and bacon are healthy or that people should eat more of them. The reviews of past studies generally support the ties to cancer , heart disease and other bad health outcomes. But the authors say the evidence is weak , and that there’s not much certainty meat is really the culprit , since other diet and lifestyle factors could be at play.

Mankind has been eating slaughtered animals ( by MAN !!! ) for centuries … We’re still here … The population has doubled 100 times !!! …

You want eat lettuce , tofu and yogurt ? That’s your choice … Stay out of my fuckin’ life and STFU !!! … I’ll eat what I want …

What a load of shit … This crap , and so many other things are destroying civilization !!! …

Again , these people should get a real job …A real life … And do something productive !!! …

Source: How risky is eating red meat? New papers provoke controversy …