3:07 P.M. Filthie’s Thunderbox Take on last night’s election results …

Ontario just had their provincial elections – and gave a well deserved punt to this demonic old dyke , Kathleen Wynne …

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Like the vast majority of liberal leaders , she was incompetent and corrupt in addition to being a sexual degenerate …They’re all a-flutter now because they have a new conservative party in majority , and think that things will be hunky-dory now …

My thinking on that province is this :

If you were dumb enough to put a person in charge like Kathleen Wynne … what makes you think you are smart enough to vote your way out of the problems she created ?… That YOU had her create ?…

Bah – politics , hork , spit !… It’s Friday, and another shitty old liberal woman has been kicked to the curb !… Call it good … And bring on the weekend !…

Source: Filthie’s Thunderbox

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8:52 P.M. Best statement to stumble out of the side of Jean’s mouth his entire political career !!!…

Chretien also gave Trudeau good marks on how he is handling NAFTA negotiations with U.S. President Donald Trump and suggested he was not worried about the U.S. walking away from the deal.

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‘ You cannot undo an omelette ‘ he said.

Source: Jean Chretien: Trudeau Had ‘No Choice’ But To Buy Trans Mountain Pipeline

9:31 A.M. Tennis Tits !!! …

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I’d like to know what the Vegas odds are of those puppies remaining inside that top for the duration of the match !!!…

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Now THESE puppies are chompin’ at the … er … bit … to race right after that tennis ball !!! … The tensile wire strength in that sports bra is getting put to the test indeed !!! …

Mind you , it looks like she’s doubled up on the ‘ containment ‘ effort … Probably borne out of experience …

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4:51 P.M. Secretary Of Defense Mattis Says Most Young People Unfit For Military Service

This from a speech from Secretary of Defence James Mattis … It’s a serious statement … But I thought I’d put these quotes in the ShitzUNTgiggles section … He cites that over 70% of 18 – 24 year old men and women are just in too pisspoor shape to make it into the Army these days …

This has to really eat at a guy like Mattis whose nickname was ‘ Mad Dog ‘ and who was known to be one serious badass as some of his great quotes will show :

“ The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.”

“ I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes : If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

“ Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment ( in American democracy ) and kill every one of them until they’re so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact.”

“ Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

“ You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts. If they start living in a dream world, it’s going to be bad.”

“ Fight with a happy heart and strong spirit”

We had better hope that there isn’t a war because we’ll be screwed if the pussy generation is the last line of defense …

Source: Secretary Of Defense Mattis Says Most Young People Unfit For Military Service

11:15 A.M. An amusing one from Papa Mike …

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion :

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad , prepares the vegetables , and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking , places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces , and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill … Beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part :

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Important again :

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates , salad , bread , utensils , napkins , sauces , and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating , the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all :

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘, and , upon seeing her annoyed reaction , concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women …

Source: Papa Mike | “Any Man Who Thinks He Can Be Happy And Prosperous By Letting The Government Take Care Of Him ( “From Cradle To Grave” Like DIMocrats Believe ) Had Better Take A Closer Look At The American Indian.”.

7:17 A.M. Marc-Andre Fleury meets Bark-Andre Furry …

Marc-Andre Fleury has been outstanding in the Stanley Cup Playoffs , but practice Thursday was a little ruff …

This week the Vegas Golden Knights goaltender met his namesake , or almost namesake , a Jack Russell terrier named Bark-Andre Furry …The pooch is the latest nod from a fan to the goalie , who has also been sculpted out of chocolate during the Stanley Cup Playoffs … Fleury posed for a picture with the dog , who looks like he weighs less than one of the goalie’s pads …

‘ My wife showed me on Instagram ‘ Fleury told NHL.com. ‘ She said , ‘ Did you see this dog ? ‘… And I thought it was hilarious …

The owner comes to practice a bunch , with his dog , too … So our public relations girl brought him around to the bench to take a little picture ‘ …

In case you were wondering , yes , Bark-Andre Furry also wears No. 29 …

Source: Marc-Andre Fleury meets Bark-Andre Furry