7:04 A.M. Stale Cap’n Crunch ?!!! … Blasphemy !!! …

An Alabama man allegedly beat his roommate after discovering that the victim had failed to properly seal a box of Cap’n Crunch cereal , which had gone stale, police report. Duane Barry Smith, 52, was arrested Friday for domestic violence following a confrontation with the man he shares a residence in Moundville , a town outside Tuscaloosa.

According to police , the victim said that Smith became upset upon discovering the stale cereal and blamed him for failing to keep the Cap’n Crunch fresh. Smith was especially perturbed since he is missing teeth and had difficulty consuming the stale cereal.

Well let’s be honest … The whole idea is to eat the bowlful before the little tidbits get soggy in the milk in the first place !!! … Can’t be having them soft and stale to begin with !!! … We’re talkin’ Cap’n CRUNCH after all !!! …

 

Source: Alabama Man, 52, Attacked Roommate Over Stale Cap’n Crunch Cereal, Cops Say | The Smoking Gun

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7:46 A.M. Shouldn’t this be displayed in the ‘ Loo-vre ‘ ?!!!…

Maurizio Cattelan’s ( aptly titled !!! ) ‘ America ‘ caused something of a sensation after the Guggenheim unveiled it in 2016 and more than a few headlines.

“WE’RE NO. 1! (And No. 2)” was the New York Post’s front page offering, the huge lettering over a photograph of the toilet. The tabloid’s coverage included a reporter’s first-person account (“I Rode the Guggenheim’s Golden Throne”) and a photograph of that reporter seated on the toilet (reading his own newspaper, naturally).

The museum posted a uniformed security guard outside the bathroom to monitor the “more than 100,000 people” who waited “patiently in line for the opportunity to commune with art and with nature,” Spector wrote in a Guggenheim blog post last year. Every 15 minutes or so, a crew would arrive with specially-chosen wipes to clean the gold.

Cattelan, 57, is well-known in the art world for his satirical and provocative creations, including a sculpture depicting Pope John Paul II lying on the ground after being hit by a meteorite. Another was a child-sized sculpture of an adult Hitler, kneeling. The artist’s works have sold for millions of dollars.Cattelan has resisted interpreting his work, telling interviewers he would leave that to his audience. He conceived of the gold toilet prior to Trump’s candidacy for president, though he has acknowledged that he may have been influenced by the mogul’s almost unavoidable place in American culture.

“It was probably in the air,” he told a Guggenheim blogger in 2016 as America went on display.Cattelan has also suggested that he had in mind the wealth that permeates aspects of society, describing the golden toilet “as 1 per cent art for the 99 per cent.” “Whatever you eat, a two-hundred-dollar lunch or a two-dollar hotdog, the results are the same, toilet-wise,” he has said.

MORBNOTE ; Although he’s not what I consider an ‘ artist ‘ , I like this guy ! … He’s got quite the biting wit !!! …

Source: Trumps asked for a Van Gogh for the White House, were offered an 18K gold toilet instead | Toronto Star

6:11 A.M. Has any other president had this much dirt dug up ?!!! ..

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On Friday morning, readers visiting In Touch Weekly’s website in search of mindless celebrity gossip were instead subjected to disturbing mental images … Actually, even before the magazine published a nearly 6,000-word story in which the queasiness was foreshadowed by the headline … “Stormy Daniels’ Explosive Full Interview on Donald Trump Affair: ‘I Can Describe His Junk Perfectly’ ” … this tale had moved past sordid and deep into #TooMuchInformation territory after a piece in Mother Jones …

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I’m scared to close my eyes in case I see Ms Daniels agreeing to the future U.S. president’s mild S&M request and spanking him with a rolled-up Forbes magazine in which he’s on the cover. I may never get a decent sleep now that my dreams will be haunted by the rococo sight of Trump sprawled on a hotel bed in his rich-guy loungewear, beckoning to the star of films such as Sexbots, Madam, Operation Desert Stormy and United States of Ass to join him between the silk sheets as he assumes the missionary position and goes buck wild !!! …

MORBNOTE ; Only the Trumpster could love himself so much he ‘d has to have a picture of himself involved in the sex he’s having !!! … That and the fact that it’s a Forbes magazine is the topper !!! …

Sept25Grin

 

Source: Trump sex scandal gives a spanking to our standards | Toronto Star

7:06 P.M. Scientists cure aggressive breast cancer in mice …

Researchers at The Ottawa Hospital found that staged immunotherapies cured 60 to 90 per cent of mice with triple negative breast cancer, an aggressive form of the disease now treated with limited success using surgery, radiation and chemotherapy.

MORBNOTE ; Well we wouldn’t want the little buggers to have to deal with a ‘ moustectomy ‘ now would we !!! …

Source: Scientists cure aggressive breast cancer in mice with combination therapy | Ottawa Citizen

2:30 P.M. Knuckledraggin My Life Away | Where Bad Choices Make Good Stories

Another good one from Ken ;

That’s why you always use your own donkey Posted on 08/04/2017 by Wirecutter SILOAM SPRINGS, Ark.

 A man was arrested after he was caught on surveillance camera having sex with a family’s pet donkey in Siloam Springs, according to an incident report. The Whitaker family called police at about 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, July 16, and said that a man was trespassing on their property and having sex with one of their pet donkeys.

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Be sure and watch video and check out the female reporter trying to wing her way through the story – “Some viewers may find the content graphic…” Some viewers? You’re talking about somebody fucking ani… oh wait. Arkansas. I forgot. Then I’m wondering about the part at the end of the video where she says the donkeys were taken to the vet to be checked out. What the fuck for? If a donkey dick don’t tear that shit up, what makes them think their neighbor’s needle dick would? At least he didn’t grab their necks with his teeth. They probably should’ve just held on to their money there.

Source: Knuckledraggin My Life Away | Where Bad Choices Make Good Stories

7:51 P.M Do You Know How to Say Shit in Different Languages?

This is the translation of the word “shit” to over 80 other languages … Saying Shit in European Languages … Language Ways to say shit …

Albanian : mut … Basque : kaka : Belarusian : дзярмо ( Oh for shit’s sake !!! … GET A FUCKING ALPHABET !!! ) … Bosnian : sranje … Bulgarian : лайна ( You TOO  with the alphabet thing !!! ) … Catalan :  merda … Croatian : sranje … Czech : hovno … Danish : lort … Dutch : stront … Estonian : sitt … Finnish : paska … French : merde ( Always knew this one  ) … Galician : merda … German : Scheiße … Greek : σκατά … Hungarian : szar … Icelandic : skít … Irish : cac ( This is one I’ve used for DECADES !!! … Didn’t know it was Irish !!! … I’ll have to ask Danny at the Keltic about this one !!! ) … Italian : merda … Latvian : sūdi … Lithuanian : šūdas … Macedonian : срање ( AGAIN with symbols !!! ) … Maltese : shit ( HATS OFF to the Maltese !!! They say it the proper fucking way !!! ) … Norwegian : dritt … Polish : gówno … Portuguese merda … Romanian : rahat … Russian : дерьмо ( More bullshit ‘ glifficks ‘ … Serbian : говно … Slovak : hovno … Slovenian : sranje … Spanish : mierda … Swedish : skit ( Shit with a ‘ k’ ) … Ukrainian :лайно ( ENOUGH of the bullshit !!! ) … Welsh : cachu  … Yiddish : דרעק …

I’ll end with the Yiddish one …. Because that one is absolute SHIT !!! …

Source: Do You Know How to Say Shit in Different Languages?

10:11 A.M. Halifax woman gets unexpected apology, gift after attempted break-in …

An attempted break-in at a Halifax apartment resulted in an unexpected apology and a unique example of Nova Scotia kindness after a six-pack of Alexander Keith’s arrived on her doorstep. Caitlynne Hines said a drunk man attempted to enter her North End apartment on May 5 … He insisted a friend of his was staying at the apartment upstairs. After she sent him on his way, the man returned a few minutes later and attempted to pick the apartment’s lock. When that didn’t succeed, the man left again.

“We didn’t call the police, but we were prepared to if he came back again,” wrote Hines in a Facebook message to Global News. When she arrived at her home the next day, she found a six-pack of beer, along with a note, on her front door.

“It kind of clicked with me immediately once I recognized the box and I just said ‘oh my god I think it’s apology beer’ and we laughed for a good while over the note that was tucked inside,” wrote Hines.

The letter is signed by a man who identifies himself as Cliff, who said he hoped he didn’t make his friend upstairs look bad. “I sincerely apologize for waking you up and being so disorderly in the middle of the night,” Cliff wrote in the note …

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Methinks he realized he had a tad too much to drink that night !!! … But ya gotta love how the east coasters just laugh it all off the next day !!! …

Sept25Grin

Source: Halifax woman gets unexpected apology, gift after attempted break-in | Globalnews.ca