Semen can do wonders when it comes to the creation of life.

That doesn’t mean it can cure bodily discomfort.

One man thought it would be a good idea to inject himself with his own semen in an effort to cure his back pain.In a case published in the Irish Medical Journal , an unnamed 33-year-old man was admitted to a Dublin , Ireland hospital with noticeable swelling in his right forearm. When a doctor questioned him about the swelling and a red rash , the man admitted to injecting himself with his own seminal fluids for a year-and-a-half , which baffled doctors.

“ He had devised this ‘ cure ’ independent of any medical advice ” Dr. Lisa Dunne stated in the case report. “ He revealed he had injected one monthly ‘ dose ’ of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online ”.

It’s safe to say the semen did nothing to cure his back pain. Rather , it caused cellulitis – a painful , hot to the touch bacterial skin infection.

Ya read this and all ya can think of is … Ya gotta ask this schmuck …” How the fuck did ya arrive at that theory being a viable course of action to deal with back pain ?!!! …


Source: SEMEN-LY HARMLESS?: Irish man injects own semen into arm to cure ‘back pain’ | Canoe


5:32 A.M. To old to be ‘ fixed ‘ !!! …


Don MacIntyre, 63, resigned in February of last year after he was charged with sexual interference and sexual assault. He pleaded guilty to the first charge in Red Deer, Alta., court Friday and was sentenced to three years in prison.

Former Alberta MLA Don MacIntyre is pictured in a Twitter photo.

An agreed statement of facts read out in court said MacIntyre touched the victim sexually with a part of his body between Jan. 1, 2010, and Dec. 31, 2011.

The touching happened between five to 10 times when the victim was 10 years old. She told her mother in 2015.

“He told her that God said that God was OK with the touching,” the statement said, adding the victim felt depressed and had suicidal thoughts.

Court heard MacIntyre apologized after the assaults, asked for forgiveness and said it was part of “Satan’s plan to destroy (the victim’s) faith.”

The Crown is asking for a prison sentence of between three and 3 1/2 years, while MacIntyre’s lawyer is asking for two years behind bars.

Prosecutor Julie Snowdon said MacIntyre’s remorse was a mitigating factor, but she suggested that was tempered by his linking his actions to the devil.

“It’s easy and convenient to deflect blame to an external force such as Satan,” said Snowdon, who added that was a further example of the manipulation tactics he used on his victim.

Court heard MacIntyre, who his lawyer said is deeply religious, has also lost the support of his church community.

Well I certainly would expect his fellow followers of fiction would bail on him after this ! … Kinda gets in the way of selling their bullshit human created folklore to their brainwashed  next generation …


7:11 P.M. What’s this Orwelian BULLSHIT ?! …


What Is Canada's New Two Hour Breathalyzer Rule And Why Is It Being Called Unconstitutional featured image

Canada introduced new impaired driving laws in December 2018 but lawyers are saying one of the most controversial new rules have gone largely unreported. Canada’s new two hour impaired driving rule makes it so that police can demand a breath sample up to two hours after you’ve been driving and the onus is on you to prove you weren’t impaired while in your car. 

For example, say you were driving home for the night and then enjoy a couple of beverages at home. Police could show up at your door demanding a breath sample. If you don’t provide one, you’ll be arrested. If you blow over the limit, you’ll be arrested for impaired driving, even though you were sober while driving – now, it’s on you to prove that. 

Of course, the police likely aren’t going to randomly go door to door demanding breath samples. However, now if someone calls in and reports that you were driving suspiciously, police can come sample you and arrest you if you fail. Essentially the two-hour impaired driving rule makes it illegal to drink at home if you drove two hours before that. 

The law isn’t limited to people at home, either. Police could also come into a restaurant or bar where people have been drinking, and most likely could have driven to, and demand breath samples. In both these scenarios, it will be really hard to prove you weren’t drinking when you drove earlier.

That’s what is prompting Canadians to call this new two-hour rule unconstitutional. According to some lawyers who specialize in impaired driving cases, the new laws are ridiculous and erroneous since it allows police to randomly prosecute people even if they weren’t seen or proven to be driving while impaired. One Toronto-based lawyer told Global that this new rule is “a serious erosion of civil liberties.” 

Canadians agree with them. On a Reddit thread about the two-hour impaired driving rule, many Canadians call the laws unjust, ridiculous, and a slippery slope while also suggesting that there are grounds to challenge them in the supreme court. 

Many criminal lawyers back up that this law may, in fact, be unconstitutional and like Canadians, they suggest that an appeal in the Supreme Court of Canada is likely in the future. 

The problem is that appeal could take years to be heard in the courts. Until then, thousands of Canadians could find themselves unjustly arrested and even convicted of impaired driving, a crime they may have never committed. 

The only way to avoid breaking this new two-hour impaired driving rule is for Canadians to avoid drinking or become otherwise impaired at all for two hours after driving. If you are convicted of impaired driving, the new law also includes harsher penalties including automatic license suspensions. 


Source: What Is Canada’s New Two Hour Breathalyzer Rule And Why Is It Being Called Unconstitutional – Narcity

7:15 A.M. This woman is allowed to ‘ teach ‘ young children ?!!! …


Several pieces of park equipment had to be replaced and a child’s birthday party was disrupted after a woman spread human waste across tables and grills at a Sarasota County park , according to the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office.

Investigators learned a child’s birthday party and another event were planned for the morning of Dec. 1 at the park’s pavilion. They spoke with the organizer of the birthday party — a Sarasota County Schools administrator , according to the affidavit.

The administrator said she invited the children in her child’s class to the party. That included a child whose mother was a substitute teacher that the administrator had a dispute with the week before , the affidavit stated. The dispute was over a professional complaint and the substitute , Heather Carpenter , was “ not pleased with how the situation was handled ” the administrator told detectives.

Carpenter and the vehicle she drives fit the descriptions provided by the witness , according to the affidavit.

According to the affidavit , Carpenter , 42 , admitted she put the waste and fecal matter on the tables when investigators spoke to her at her home Dec. 7. She said she wanted to disrupt the birthday party because she was displeased with how the administrator handled the complaint.

In total , the incident cost Sarasota County government $2,310 , according to the sheriff’s office. That included replacing seven porous wooden tables , costing the county $1,400. Two grills were also replaced so food would not be cooked over fecal matter , costing $650. Staff were paid to clean the pavilion for a cost of $150.

Carpenter was arrested on Dec. 7 , 2018 and was charged with criminal mischief over $1,00. She was released the next day on a $2,500 bond.

This ‘ teacher ‘ methodically crept around gathering human shit … clandestinely places the shit on tables … where she knows children are going to attempt to have a birthday party … and they RELEASE HER ?!!! …

” Here we go Heather … This will be your little cubby hole for a while … It’s got lovely thick padding on the walls and floors … Fluffy pillows … And we’ll set you up with some comfy sleeveless jammies “…

Push the door shut … AND LOCK IT !!! …


Source: Florida woman spread feces over park tables, grills, cops say | Idaho Statesman

6:17 A.M. What a waste of time and money !!! …


Documents from a legal challenge by a Star Trek fan who had his personalized ASIMIL8 licence plate revoked show a Manitoba Public Insurance senior executive was shocked the plate was ever issued at a time when reconciliation with Indigenous people was coming to the forefront.

The email from vice-president Ward Keith to registrar of motor vehicles Carla Hocken on April 24, 2017, said approving the licence plate did not follow MPI procedures and required immediate action.

“We are considering serious disciplinary action for those who were involved and contributed to approving a plate that is so obviously inappropriate at a time when there was significant media coverage about the work of the Truth and Reconciliation Commission, etc,” Keith wrote.

“This is a very serious lack of judgment for those who were involved in doing the research and/or approving the plate for issue.”

Nick Troller filed a legal challenge against MPI over its decision to revoke the personalized plate.

Troller is an avid fan of the Star Trek television franchise and in 2015 got the plate which features a well-known saying by the alien race the Borg. He put the ASIMIL8 plate in a border that stated: “We are the Borg” and “Resistance is futile.”

In a recently filed legal brief, Troller explained that he drove around with the plate for nearly two years and no one complained. He renewed it with MPI in 2016 without issue.

BUT !!! … After all that time … An Ontario woman posted a photo of the licence plate on Facebook on April 22, 2017. Court filings show a transcript of a call she made to MPI in which she said the plate was offensive because of the history of government assimilation policies.

Court documents show that after the complaint was made, there was a flurry of emails between MPI officials trying to understand how the licence plate was approved in the first place.

Plates are denied for a variety of reasons, including if they are offensive, suggestive, discriminatory or include racial or ethnic slang. Since they are the property of the Crown, they can be recalled at any time.

The ASIMIL8 plate was considered by a five-person committee, internet searches were done on its meaning and it was issued without any concerns.

In another email, Keith said, “the process here did not work.”

Troller was contacted and told his plate was deemed inappropriate and was being recalled. Troller is arguing MPI’s decision to revoke the plate is a violation of his charter-protected right to free expression.

MPI did not comment on the filings because the case is before the courts.

The documents include a 47-page list of licence plates that were denied by MPI. They include BITE ME, VINO, MMMBEER, SKODEN, HYZNBRG, HOLYCOW, PWALKER and 50 GREY.

Troller’s case is similar to a legal battle over a personalized licence plate in Nova Scotia.

Lorne Grabher , from  Nova Scotia , has also gone to court over a personalized licence plate. He has been trying to reinstate his “GRABHER” plate since it was revoked in 2016 by the Registrar of Motor Vehicles following an anonymous complaint.

Nick says the Manitoba government is acting like a villain on the science fiction series.

The Crown-owned Manitoba Public Insurance after two Indigenous people complained the word ‘ assimilate ‘ is offensive because of the long history of government assimilation policies.

But Troller says his plate refers to the catchphrase “you will be assimilated”‘ that is used on Star Trek: The Next Generation by aliens called the Borg, who absorb their enemies into a hive-like collective.

In an affidavit, Troller says he is being assimilated by the government bureaucracy and losing his freedom of expression.

“The irony of the rescission of my freedom of expression is not lost on me: I have been assimilated by the bureaucratic machine. The individualized expression on the plate has been subsumed and erased,” Troller’s affidavit reads.

“Like the Borg, MPI is vastly more powerful than I. And like the Borg, it feels no need to explain itself to the people in its path when it suddenly reverses course.”



In its court application, Troller’s lawyer says the revocation of the licence plate contravenes the freedom of expression under the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

Court documents show MPI has vetoed hundreds of other personalized plates. Here are a few examples:

HYZNBRG — Deemed drug-related because of the television show “Breaking Bad”

HOLYCOW — Vetoed because MPI does not allow religious slogans

PWALKER — Believed to promote speeding because of actor Paul Walker’s role in the “Fast and Furious” franchise

50SHADZ — Rejected because the book “50 Shades of Grey” is sexual

FISHFRY — Considered offensive and has a sexual connotation

DR POOP — Rejected because of the word poop

IBEEBAC — Deemed to have a criminal connotation

EMKNAPS — Rejected because it is “spank me” backwards

GOODKID — Considered offensive and profanity

BEAVER — Deemed too sexual

MMMBEER — Vetoed because it is alcohol-related

SOBR1 — Also rejected because it is alcohol-related

SKODEN — Rejected because it promotes violence

OVRTAXD — Refused because it is considered a political message

NOTACOP — Deemed offensive to law enforcement

What a load of horse shit !!! …

12:50 P.M. What a complete load of BULLSHIT !!! …

Sex education lessons in which pupils as young as eight will be told ‘ all genders ’ have periods were yesterday condemned as unnecessarily confusing for young children.

The classes follow guidelines that were issued to teachers to help them avoid offending girls who identify as boys.

But critics described the guidelines as inappropriate and another example of political correctness gone mad.

The teacher guidance , from Brighton & Hove City Council , states: ‘Trans boys and men and non-binary people may have periods.’ It says language about menstruation must be inclusive of ‘all genders’ and orders that ‘bins for used period products are provided in all toilets’ for children.

But Tory MP David Davies described it as ‘ insanity’ for teachers to be explaining the concept of transgender boys having periods to eight-year-olds.

” Learning about periods is already a difficult subject for children that age , so to throw in the idea girls who believe they are boys also have periods will leave them completely confused ” he added.

Stephanie Davies-Arai , from the campaign group Transgender Trend , said : ” Girls going through puberty are already having a difficult time. What they should be given is clear language to be able to talk about their bodies and their female biological functions without couching it in politically correct terms “.

And feminist campaigner Julie Bindel said : ” To tell impressionable children that boys can also menstruate sidelines girls who should be getting support when they start their periods “.

Earlier this year , The Mail on Sunday revealed how an NHS guidebook stated that males living as women were being invited for tests to check for cervical cancer – even though they do not have a cervix.

MORBNOTE ; I must say I agree with Dave … INSANITY !!! … One has to wonder if THIS doesn’t stop these assholes in their tracks , they are just totally without hope !!! …

They should be incarcerated and kept out of NORMAL society !!! …

4:23 P.M. Blazing Cat Fur …

BlazingCatFur is a recent addition to The Morb’s Blog list of fellow bloggers … I see BCF has adjusted the header for the season …


This is happening in Stockton , California ?!!! … Government ‘ test ‘ ? …

An Extra $500 A Month ? … 100 Residents To Be Selected For Basic Income Pilot Program

A team of independent researchers will pick 100 people to receive the money. The purpose is to study how an extra $500 a month impacts people’s health and stress level.

The picture below best sums up that useless experiment ! …


Source: Blazing Cat Fur – Page 2