Senator Bernie Sanders was invited to address a gathering of the Indian First Nations chiefs in Denver , CO. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing the standard of living for all of their citizens by totally free government grants for free college educations , free Medicare for all , etc.
He mentioned how he always supported these issues that came forward to him. Although Sanders was vague about the details for the funding of his plans , he spoke eloquently about his ideas if he wins the White House in 2020. At the conclusion of his speech , the chiefs presented him with a beautiful plaque inscribed with his new Indian name , ” Walking Eagle “.
The proud Sanders accepted the plaque and then returned to Washington. A news reporter asked the chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to Sanders. They explained that ” Walking Eagle ” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
Source: Diogenes’ Middle Finger
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