
Maybe cuz I just got up and am on the first coffee at 5:00 in the morning , but I found this first one quite humorous !!! …



After two years and millions of dollars spent on a fruitless investigation , Robert Mueller finally crawled from the primordial ooze to reveal himself as a swamp-dwelling Deep State weasel bent on overthrowing the President of the United States.
We refer , of course , to his ” special announcement ” on Wednesday which revealed not a scintilla of new or relevant information , but was packed with deceptive wording , insinuation , and innuendo. Which is , coincidentally , where we’d like to tell Mueller to shove his report and his opinions.
Mueller stated that he didn’t have the power to indict a sitting President even if that President had committed a crime – strongly suggesting that if this weren’t the case , he’d already have Trump in manacles. But no significant evidence of any crime involving Trump was included in his encyclopedic report. Which is why he’s now trying to spin the results.
Similarly , Mueller stated that the Constitution requires a process other than the criminal justice system to bring charges against a sitting President. As a statement , it’s perfectly true. As an insinuation, it practically screams that Mueller believes Congress should impeach Trump , despite his having committed no crimes.
Well … Surely Congress is already aware of this fact … Why would they need Bob to point that out ? … Is that supposed to add ‘ validity ‘ to their attempts ? …
Left-wing media sources ( redundant , we know ) are throwing confetti in the air , high-fiving , and popping champagne corks as they happily report that Mueller has very strongly implied that Trump was colluding with the Russians ( who , according to Mueller , had a massive effect on the 2016 election ) , was guilty of obstructing justice even though nothing actually was obstructed , and that Trump needs to be impeached because … uh … because the Left finds him , his hair , his wife , his supporters , and his continuing successes so damn annoying.
As bad as all this is , Trump himself gave the media another stimulating pop of amyl nitrate when he subsequently tweeted that ” I had nothing to do with Russia helping me to get elected.”
Ooops !!! … Ya gave ’em a big one there Don !!! …

He later tried correcting the clumsily worded ( surprise ! ) tweet , but it was too late. Alleged news outlets and social media were already ablaze with the news that Trump himself had finally admitted Russian collusion.
So … Between Mueller’s deliberate obfuscation and Trump’s par-for-the-course mangling of words , this hasn’t been a great couple of days for those of us who , unlike Mueller , are still interested in justice , the fair application of laws , and our Constitution.
We can only hope that the Barr investigation of the power players behind this attempted coup will soon pay off , and real justice will be carried out promptly , fairly , and mercilessly.
