Building Permit
From my buddy Pres.
Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building
permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide , with 12 gun
turrets at various heights , and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars , and I was going
to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me ; “ Forget it … AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN ! ”
So , I sent in the application again , but this time I called it a “ Mosque.”
Work starts on Monday … And here is the best part , it’s going to be tax exempt !
I love this country. It’s the government that scares the shit out of me !
Speaking of mosques , remember the outrage at the mosques that were shot up in New Zealand ? Oh those poor Moslems !
What about the churches that were blown up in Sri Lanka ? Geez ! I wonder who was responsible for the 200+ Christians who were killed ? Oh , I’m sorr y, they weren’t Christians , they were “ Easter worshipers ”.
Do you think it might be members of the Religion of Peace® who were behind this ? And what about all of the churches in France that have been burned or desecrated over the last four years ?
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