6:35 A.M. Tales From The Vulgar Curmudgeon …

My poor neighbor is one of those guys who’s yard is always immaculate … Ours shits on his every time the wind blows because of all of the untrimmed trees and shrubbery …

The day before yesterday I came home from somewhere an there was a very unsubtle pile of leaves raked and swept up out of his yard and piled right on the property line on the sidewalk …

I might not be the most perceptive motherfucker around but I can take a hint …

So I have been out there bustin’ my ass , raking up wet leaves , trimming branches hanging over the sidewalk and basically doing what I can to mitigate the situation. It’s not that I am unsympathetic to the situation , it’s just that having a perfect yard isn’t high on my priority list and I have other things to do besides raking a metric shit ton of leaves every time the damn wind blows ...

MORBNOTE ; He goes on to say that this is just SOME of the front !!! … Hit link below for another humourously written post …

Source: The Vulgar Curmudgeon | Documenting The Death Of America

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