Today is Labor Day , a national holiday on which we celebrate the labor unions which have improved working conditions and pay so dramatically that the actual jobs now go to illegal aliens , because that’s the only way for many manufacturers to keep from going out of business.
Not that it’s our intention to bash unions today ! Over the years , they’ve accomplished many positive things and put an end to some horrific working conditions.
MORBNOTE ; I’d clarify that statement by saying … ‘ In their intial stages … ‘ I’ve always said the pendulum swung the other way too far , too quickly …
If you doubt us , try looking up some vintage photos of 8-year old coal miners and then try to get their eyes and faces out of your nightmares.
That being said , our personal experience working in a union shop left us with a highly negative attitude. It was in the early 1970’s , and we had to join the United Auto Workers to work at a Ford factory in Indianapolis , Indiana. It was a summer job to earn college money , and we were moved around from assignment to assignment to cover for vacationing employees.
Our first position was a night shift driving a forklift. The work was simple enough … Transporting pallets of materials from one place to another. The problem was that there wasn’t nearly enough work to fill the hours. When we asked the foreman what we should be doing to put in 8 hours of productivity , we were A ) glared at for being a college-boy asshole and B ) told that we should find a place to hide and sleep through the shift like everyone else did. It seems the other forklift drivers did their work in the first hour , then retreated to hideaways inside stacks of boxes where there were makeshift beds , Playboy pinups , and the all-important alarm clocks which told our fellow workers when it was time to wake up and go home.
Our Protestant work ethic wouldn’t allow us to do this ( not to mention our fear of being crushed by falling stacks of crates ‘ accidentally ‘ tipped by our coworkers ) so we were soon moved to daytime work on the assembly line.
This particular assembly line was for building steering columns. Every nine seconds , a unit would roll slowly by and we’d perform one quick operation on it … Then move on to the next and the next and the next. There was nothing challenging about getting our contribution done in nine seconds ( the union had established that this was exactly the maximum amount of work a laborer could do ) … But we soon learned there was a complication. Every man on the line not only knew how to do his own job , but also his neighbor’s job within that nine second window ( and without breaking a sweat ). And so one man would come in every morning , punch in for himself and the second worker ( who was still at home in bed ) and do both jobs until lunchtime. Then the second man came in and the first man left for the day … With both time cards punched out at the end of the shift.
Management knew this , but didn’t dare challenge the union.
The ‘ half day , full pay ‘ scam eventually reached its logical conclusion when two geniuses sharing job duties figured out that neither of them would have to come in if they simply had a third guy punching their time cards in and out. And that’s what they did for a long time. And it worked out great until people driving Fords started dying because their cars suddenly veered out of control owing to a missing part in the steering column.
A massive recall followed , millions of dollars were paid in liability settlements and , of course , the two workers who were to blame were fired … Briefly …
Yes , the UAW got them their jobs back.
So fire up your grills , have a great Labor Day and for the love of all that’s holy drive carefully.
MORBNOTE II ; As I mentioned at the beginning of Stilton’s article , in the beginning unions were also responsible to supply a proper workforce and ethic as part of the bargain … Over the decades they demanded .. And got , due to the ability to all walk off the job ( when ORDERED to do so by the Union bigwigs !!! ) more than they deserved and did LESS work in the process …
I’ve only once ( out of sheer necessity ) worked in a Union … For about 8 months … I know exactly what Stilton’s talkin’ about …
Source: Stilton’s Place