8:59 P.M. Good one from Mad Jack’s Shack …

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers ?… Well , here it is :

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time … Pancakes , ice cream , candy … Just him and his granddaughter …

One particular Saturday , however , he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily , his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast …

When they returned , the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed …

‘ Well , did you enjoy your ride with grandma ? ‘ he asked … ‘ Not really , PaPa , it was boring … We didn’t see a single asshole , queer , piece of shit , horse’s ass , socialist left-wing Obama lover , blind bastard , dip shit , Muslim camel humper , or son of a bitch anywhere we went ! … We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn’t have any fun ‘ …

Source: Mad Jack’s Shack: Joke Time: Unsafe at Any Speed