8:49 P.M. A GREAT one from Kityylover’s Blog !!! ..

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend , Common Sense , who has been with us for many years …

* MORBNOTE ; … Or so we thought …

No one knows for sure how old he was , since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape …

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as ;

Knowing when to come in out of the rain …
Why the early bird gets the worm …
Life isn’t always fair …
And maybe it was my fault …

Common Sense lived by simple , sound financial policies. Don’t spend more than you can earn and adults , not children , are in charge …

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place …

Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate … Teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch … And a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student …

Only worsened his condition …

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children …

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student … But could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion …

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses … And criminals received better treatment than their victims …

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault …

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live , after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement …

* Morbnote II ; LAWYERS !!! … I digress …

Common Sense was preceded in death , by his parents … Truth and Trust … By his wife Discretion … His daughter Responsibility … And his son … Reason …

He is survived by his 4 step brothers ;

I Know My Rights …
I Want It Now …
Someone Else Is To Blame …
And I’m A Victim …

Not many attended his funeral …
… Because so few realized he was gone …

* MORBNOTE III ; So sad that it’s SO true !!! …

via Kityylover’s Blog.

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